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    Your Highness (2011)
    Director: David Gordon Green
    Starring: Danny McBride, James Franco
    This movie is: Comedy, A bong-load of fun

    Order a large Pizza, get out the 20 sided dice with the 3.5 rules and fill up the bong. This movie is like watching stoners play Dungeons and Dragons while they role play act it all out in front of you…in other words it's hilarious. -- Max Heller

    Pairs well with: Being High, Pizza, Peanut MnMs

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    Anonymous March 9, 2012 4:40 pm

    3 1/2 stars when high. 1 1/2 stars when sober.

    John Noonan March 9, 2012 6:28 pm

    Your anus

    Horrorfan 13 October 6, 2012 10:59 am

    LOL fuck yeah, I blazed a big fatty and rolled with laughter, so many quotable lines but I was so high I forgot em.

    AlymnFlummic August 15, 2017 6:34 am

    First things first, you'll want to set a limited target date because you may completely quit, such as two or three weeks from now. Use these circumspectly however, while they may lower blood glucose levels, which is an undesirable effect in males whose blood glucose levels are properly balanced.



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    You're Next (2013)
    Director: Adam Wingard
    Starring: Sharni Vinson, Joe Swanberg
    This movie is: Way better than its trailer would suggest

    A bunch of horrible WASPy people get together in a mansion and get killed by slashers in animal masks. Smartly subverts the scream queen trope by making the heroine a badass survivalist. Excellent use of meat tenderizer. -- Leslie Down

    Pairs well with: Friday the 13th, Home Alone

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    Creative Team Al Annonymous January 24, 2014 12:14 am

    I wanted to call this one " Yor Next" as a statement about illiteracy in America. One of the producers was mad that I wouldn't play Gay so he shut my idea down. You know who you are moustache!

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    Zardoz (1974)
    Director: John Boorman
    Starring: Sean Connery
    This movie is: What. The. Fuck.

    Sean Connery runs around in a red diaper with a handgun, and is the only man in the world who can get a boner. He goes inside a Moai head that pukes guns and kills the guy driving it. Later he meets some psychic hippies, puts on a wedding dress, and rapes a comatose woman. Not in that order. -- Leslie Down

    Pairs well with: Psychedelics of some kind, probably Pink Floyd's The Wall

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    Anonymous February 28, 2012 10:37 am

    this movie is fantastic. it's one of my favorite hungover saturday movies to watch. tv apparently knows this and only plays it on saturday afternoons. it's like the blumpkin of movies, but add eating a grilled cheez whilst receiving. you know it's wrong, but it feels so dirtyright. p.s. i would give it the same amount of stars, but they would be very proud and amazing stars.



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    Zombie Contagion (2010) (Original title "Ninjas Vs Zombies")
    Director: Justin Timpane
    Starring: Daniel Ross, Carla Okouchi
    This movie is: horror, bollocks

    You can repackage it but a turd is still a turd. Shit EVERYTHING! Acting, makeup, storyline. At 4 minutes I wanted to turn it off, at 20 minutes I did. Ok it may have gotten better after this but I can't imagine anyone else ever got further either at least not without sedatives or being duct taped to a chair. Don't waste your time, not even 20 minutes. If you find the director please duct tape him to a chair. I'm giving it half a star as somehow it got fucking distribution, again :( --Joe Public

    Pairs well with: The cat taking a dump in your favorite shoes.

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    Zombie Flesh Eaters AKA Zombi 2, Zombie (1979)
    Director: Lucio Fulci
    Starring: Mia Farrow’s sister and Ian “I’ll take your check, but I won’t watch your movie” McCulloch
    This movie is: The greatest Italian zombie flick ever... no, really

    Fulci sets the Italian-zombie-bar SO high that this one’s still not seen its equal. Awesome, creepy zombies, gratuitous carnage, iconic soundtrack and a zombie fighting a shark... what else could the Doc ask for? --Dr. Phil Muhgraven

    REQUIRED VIEWING (the Doc is envious of anybody who gets to see this for a first time- it probably won’t be your last)

    Pairs well with:
    Dawn of the Dead (1978),The Evil Dead (1981), switching from your favorite medication to one that you love even more

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    Zombieland (2009)
    Director: Ruben Fleischer
    Starring: Woody Harrelson, Jesse Eisenberg, Emma Stone
    This movie is: Not as good as Shaun of the Dead but pretty damn close!

    Comedic horror movies have been some of my favorites the last decade or so, including Shaun of the Dead and Tucker and Dale vs Evil. Zombieland is right up there with them. Absurd and funny while also having moments of down right terror, this flick finds an almost perfect balance between silly and scary. Yes there are moments of ridiculousness but I loved them, especially the whole Bill Murray sequence. And the quest for a Twinkie. Good cast. Good writing. Good movie.
    -- TheErikWilliams


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    Zombie 3 (1988)
    Director: Lucio Fulci? (um, not so much- try Bruno Mattei)
    Starring: well, you got me there
    This movie is: More fun than it should be... no, really

    There are the great Italian horror flicks, and there are those that are not so great. This is one of the latter, but the Doc still gets a lotta giggles from it. The gore is crappily done, but it flows freely enough. --Dr. Phil Muhgraven

    RECOMMENDED? Yeah, for fans of this kind of thing... and you know who you are.

    Pairs well with: Zombi 4 (1988), Nightmare City (1980), Hell of the Living Dead (1981) and other Italian zombie schlock

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